Protwurst

Protwurst is an English-language named artificial meat product. It's name is a portmanteau of "protein" and "wurst". It is produced by Ashiro-Ichibei Food Towers Incorporated, and is comprised of pressed or extruded protein, salts and artificial flavorings. It comes in many forms, from "Petite", thumb sized links to 12" long logs. They are typically served boiled or steamed (called "dirty wurst"), grilled or fried.  They are usually served along with (or in) other edibles, typically noodles, but are frequently eaten alone.  It is considered an "Ethnic American" food.

It is frequently served with a side of Saccha Chips, washed down with some Fizz or Hydro-Stim.